Migrangid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty shark.

Migrangid created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migrangid, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Migrangid, it will turn you into a worm.

Migrangid's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Migrangid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve kilts.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always obey Migrangid's priests.