Carnelnak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced shrew.

Carnelnak created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carnelnak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Carnelnak, she will turn you into a hamster.

Carnelnak's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Carnelnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.