Titnat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring coyote.

Titnat created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Titnat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Titnat, she will not care.

Titnat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Titnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.