Dadwegyam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, temperamental lion.

Dadwegyam created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadwegyam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dadwegyam, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Dadwegyam's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dadwegyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Run away if five gulls approach from the west.

5. Do not stand on grass.