Dubrilrip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, effective bee.

Dubrilrip created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Dubrilrip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dubrilrip, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dubrilrip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dubrilrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Dubrilrip in the centre of the settlement.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Dubrilrip first in all things.

5. Dubrilrip loves turtles, so they must be honoured.