Sawdodpang is a god.

She takes the form of a small, generous turtle.

Sawdodpang created time and space two million years ago.

If you believe in Sawdodpang, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sawdodpang, she will turn you into a tree.

Sawdodpang's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sawdodpang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect eight silver sculptures of Sawdodpang on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Sawdodpang in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.