Sabbassban Hubpantin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent ferret.

Sabbassban Hubpantin created gold three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabbassban Hubpantin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sabbassban Hubpantin, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sabbassban Hubpantin's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sabbassban Hubpantin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Sabbassban Hubpantin must be the most important thing in your life.