Quillkapbog is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome
bat.
Quillkapbog created the Milkyway six million years ago.
If you believe in
Quillkapbog, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Quillkapbog, he will destroy your favourite star.
Quillkapbog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Quillkapbog's Holy Commandments1. Always help mice.
2. Never wear purple ear rings.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Retreat if six aardvarks approach from the west.
5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.