Sithonvon is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving dugong.

Sithonvon created the Cigar Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sithonvon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sithonvon, it will destroy your home planet.

Sithonvon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sithonvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Always help voles.