Capcetcap is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, egotistical warg.

Capcetcap created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capcetcap, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Capcetcap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Capcetcap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Capcetcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help great tits.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.