Quafxencum is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, egotistical chicken.

Quafxencum created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafxencum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Quafxencum, she will be very sad.

Quafxencum's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Quafxencum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must pray to Quafxencum eight times a day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Run away if five ducks approach from the north.

5. Never look at galaxies.