Timvograw is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient turtle.

Timvograw created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Timvograw, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Timvograw, it will curse you with boils.

Timvograw's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Timvograw's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.