Padlegbog is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, deceitful
parrot.
Padlegbog created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Padlegbog, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Padlegbog, it will turn you into a mole.
Padlegbog's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Padlegbog's Holy Commandments1. Padlegbog must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Put Padlegbog first in all things.
3. Hide if nine dogs approach from the east.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.