Nilhaphot is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered fairy.

Nilhaphot created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilhaphot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nilhaphot, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nilhaphot's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nilhaphot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never mention snakes.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Nilhaphot on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about gravity near geese while wearing red dresses and balancing five aluminium spheres on your neck.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.