Nadomtjip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful naga.

Nadomtjip created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadomtjip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nadomtjip, he will come to you in dreams.

Nadomtjip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nadomtjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never hurt foxes.

4. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.