Vogpoglarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic salamander.

Vogpoglarp created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogpoglarp, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vogpoglarp, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vogpoglarp's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vogpoglarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never paint your back brown.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.