Padlenflat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, conceited centaur.

Padlenflat created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Padlenflat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Padlenflat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Padlenflat's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Padlenflat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three voles approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt gulls.