Tunfud is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy mouse.

Tunfud created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunfud, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tunfud, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tunfud's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tunfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near frogs.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Run away from fawn birds, for they are unholy.

4. Tunfud loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not stand on grass.