Dussbeprutt Funfagwee is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent goose.

Dussbeprutt Funfagwee created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussbeprutt Funfagwee, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dussbeprutt Funfagwee, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dussbeprutt Funfagwee's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dussbeprutt Funfagwee's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Worship no other gods but Dussbeprutt Funfagwee.

3. Never eat pineapples.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dussbeprutt Funfagwee.