Zodsabbadwegdiss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy dove.

Zodsabbadwegdiss created the planet Earth seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodsabbadwegdiss, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zodsabbadwegdiss, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zodsabbadwegdiss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zodsabbadwegdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from orange hamsters for they are unholy.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.