Fadteenbun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humane frog.

Fadteenbun created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Fadteenbun, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fadteenbun, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fadteenbun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fadteenbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near ants while wearing gray trousers.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear black clothing.