Arfcepbon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent goat.

Arfcepbon created silver seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arfcepbon, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arfcepbon, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Arfcepbon's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Arfcepbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick voles.

2. Arfcepbon must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide from white rats for they are unholy.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.