Nurtligbon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, flying grasshopper.

Nurtligbon created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtligbon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nurtligbon, it will turn you into a sheep.

Nurtligbon's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nurtligbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.