Loopbafbat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, annoying crocodile.

Loopbafbat created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Loopbafbat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Loopbafbat, it will turn you into a mole.

Loopbafbat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Loopbafbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Worship no other gods but Loopbafbat.

3. Never paint your chest mauve.

4. Always look after injured otters.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.