Fasyik Gudmap Kenbedlim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent armadillo.

Fasyik Gudmap Kenbedlim created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fasyik Gudmap Kenbedlim, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fasyik Gudmap Kenbedlim, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fasyik Gudmap Kenbedlim's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fasyik Gudmap Kenbedlim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.