Haktonstip is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Haktonstip created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haktonstip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Haktonstip, she will curse you with boils.

Haktonstip's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Haktonstip's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Haktonstip.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.