Appflowrull is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, temperamental jackal.

Appflowrull created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Appflowrull, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appflowrull, she will turn you into a frog.

Appflowrull's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Appflowrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Always help sick mice.