Fagortdum is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever bird.

Fagortdum created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagortdum, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fagortdum, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Fagortdum's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fagortdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Do not hurt sheep.