Logartnak is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, narcissistic rat.

Logartnak created viruses six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Logartnak, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Logartnak, it will torture you forever.

Logartnak's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Logartnak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Run away from blue snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.