Kanhongum is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering raccoon.

Kanhongum created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Kanhongum, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kanhongum, it will be very unhappy.

Kanhongum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Kanhongum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kanhongum.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. You must pray to Kanhongum seven times a day.

4. Kanhongum loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.