Rillbodhot Dondosspop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient bat.

Rillbodhot Dondosspop created light four years ago.

If you believe in Rillbodhot Dondosspop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rillbodhot Dondosspop, he will destroy your favourite star.

Rillbodhot Dondosspop's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Rillbodhot Dondosspop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Rillbodhot Dondosspop loves mice, so they must be honoured.

3. Never bounce in the presence of horses.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.