Vabbadarm is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid giraffe.

Vabbadarm created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabbadarm, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabbadarm, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Vabbadarm's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Vabbadarm's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never chant in the presence of moths.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Never sprint near gulls.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.