Fumstragdosslun Kimtargbenjatnarbafzog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, resourceful jellyfish.

Fumstragdosslun Kimtargbenjatnarbafzog created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumstragdosslun Kimtargbenjatnarbafzog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fumstragdosslun Kimtargbenjatnarbafzog, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fumstragdosslun Kimtargbenjatnarbafzog's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Fumstragdosslun Kimtargbenjatnarbafzog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always obey Fumstragdosslun Kimtargbenjatnarbafzog's priests.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.