Libveendub is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain capybara.

Libveendub created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libveendub, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Libveendub, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Libveendub's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Libveendub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near bats while wearing orange boots and balancing nine zinc spheres on your legs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Hide from blue grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Never paint your neck yellow.