Godveenlip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil fly.

Godveenlip created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Godveenlip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Godveenlip, it will turn you into a mole.

Godveenlip's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Godveenlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill snails.

2. You must pray to Godveenlip five times a day.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.