Afvigvad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, intelligent butterfly.

Afvigvad created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Afvigvad, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Afvigvad, he will turn you into a dog.

Afvigvad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Afvigvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Afvigvad.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not speak about lentils.