Wiklargflig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, self-assured gerbil.

Wiklargflig created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wiklargflig, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wiklargflig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wiklargflig's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wiklargflig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Never bounce near hamsters.

5. Do not kill voles.