Teenrultad is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, confident duck.

Teenrultad created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Teenrultad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Teenrultad, he will turn you into a worm.

Teenrultad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Teenrultad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Run away if seven eagles approach from the east.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.