Femruttar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, boastful salamander.

Femruttar created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Femruttar, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Femruttar, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Femruttar's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Femruttar's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Femruttar loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about gravity near goats while wearing green hats and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your chest.