Pomgodmob is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, awesome meerkat.

Pomgodmob created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pomgodmob, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pomgodmob, she will try to impress you with trees.

Pomgodmob's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Pomgodmob's Holy Commandments

1. Pomgodmob loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pomgodmob.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.