Nibruttfum is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy fish.

Nibruttfum created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibruttfum, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nibruttfum, she will destroy your home planet.

Nibruttfum's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Nibruttfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must pray to Nibruttfum six times a day.

4. Never feed carrots to nematodes while wearing trousers.

5. Do not commit murder.