Stipfondub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, slow fish.

Stipfondub created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipfondub, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Stipfondub, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Stipfondub's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Stipfondub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never hop in the presence of otters.