Nat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking hamster.

Nat created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Nat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nat, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nat's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Nat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.