Flagzantap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak jellyfish.

Flagzantap created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Flagzantap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flagzantap, it will make you grow a tail.

Flagzantap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Flagzantap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Flagzantap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always wear green.

3. Never paint your back blue.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.