Yikpodsak is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, dishonest giraffe.

Yikpodsak created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikpodsak, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yikpodsak, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yikpodsak's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yikpodsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Never think ill of sick sheep.

3. Always wear red.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Never think about galaxies.