Zanmigfid is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, competent grasshopper.

Zanmigfid created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanmigfid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zanmigfid, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zanmigfid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Zanmigfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help gulls in need.