Motcatfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, almighty penguin.

Motcatfeb created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motcatfeb, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motcatfeb, she will refuse to believe in you.

Motcatfeb's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Motcatfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.