Bomwatgab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest rat.

Bomwatgab created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bomwatgab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bomwatgab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bomwatgab's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bomwatgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never mention tortoises.