Stippog is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful cow.

Stippog created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stippog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stippog, it will turn you into a mole.

Stippog's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Stippog's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Stippog's priests.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stippog.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.