Wodtitdav is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful cat.

Wodtitdav created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodtitdav, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wodtitdav, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wodtitdav's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wodtitdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into green rooms.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed strawberries to doves while wearing jumpers.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.