Abyamcim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, awe-inspiring sheep.

Abyamcim created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abyamcim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Abyamcim, he will turn you into a goat.

Abyamcim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Abyamcim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Never feed lots of bread to whales while wearing black rings.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.