Mobkik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, smart wolf.

Mobkik created the planet Jupiter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobkik, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mobkik, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Mobkik's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Mobkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not keep six whales in a large pit.

5. Always take life seriously.