Legwiggar Volmabpit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, caring meerkat.

Legwiggar Volmabpit created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legwiggar Volmabpit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Legwiggar Volmabpit, it will turn you into a duck.

Legwiggar Volmabpit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Legwiggar Volmabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.